3 simple hacks guaranteeing you a 100% pass and 80%
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Rule no.1: Be prepared
You may be the greatest speaker in the world (but
I am sure that you are not otherwise why the hack you will be reading this
stupid entry), however, even Martin Luther King had to prepare for his speech.
Generally speaking, there are only two kinds of people who don’t need to
prepare for their work. The first kind is those who don’t give shits even they
knew they will fuck up; the second type is those who are fucked up. So, the
game is simple. When you get the topic then you go home. Stare at it for 2
hours doing nothing and start to write a script for it at 2am in morning. That
simple act can save your oral exam already. I used to be a smartass feeling
that I don’t need a script for a presentation. That’s why I fucked up every
time. Then one day, I decided to write a script and guess what, I got an A that
time. You know what? Surviving in a presentation is just like surviving in a zombie
apocalypse. Preppers live. Do not underestimate the preparation you do. When
you are out there in front of the whole class, anything can happen, literally. You
could suddenly laugh so hard that you could not even breathe or your mind is
clearer than water. That’s when your preparation can be used.
Rule no.2: Calm the fuck down
As seen in every movie which has people dying,
the freak out dude dies first. If you freak out, the audience laughs. When the
audience laughs, you freak out. That’s how it works. So you need to convince
yourself that you are not freaking out, even if you are. Every time I do
presentation I look calm as a lake and actually my legs are shaking literally. Why
I can look so not scared? That’s because I have my work done the previous night
already. When I know even I am speaking nonsense this moment, the next second I
am already backing to my topic. You are actually half a step towards A when other
are having a bad time looking at the audience doing nothing.
Rule no. 3: Keep talking
This is the soul of this entry. Remember this.
When you really forgot to prepare for your speech or your script is too short,
then the trick is keep saying something similar or the same thing in another
way round. At the same time, you need to think what you can say later. This trick
can only buy you some time but not saving you from this deep shit because to be
honest, I have never come across the problem of not having enough content. I
only run out of time. However, this rule also implies when you are people like
me, those who have too much to say but too less time. When you have a whole lot
to say, every second counts. This rule can help you to use every second. Still,
if you really have too much to say, cut it short or it can actually get you
fail.
So this entry is ended here, if you are having
any presentation soon, good luck.
As always, prepare for the apocalypse
